Verily, it came to pass that Ken's Photo Heaven was buggered by a genius thinking he could install PHP5.0 and still expect his scripted website to work. It'll be back soon, hhhhonest.

In the meantime, how about some lovely photos of Mr & Mrs Betts and their drunken friends? Or if you'd like to relive the highlight(s) of my wonderful speech, there's a copy here.